Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so explain again why im purple
no
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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