glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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