He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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