some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
where does the pee come out of this thing
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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