we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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