What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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