Nicole vs. Life
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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