Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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