remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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