No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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