you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
