What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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