eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you win again, gameday.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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