The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
