Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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