ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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