That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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