Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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