Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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