no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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