I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
