i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am never drinking with the goths again.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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