Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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