on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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