i was born a porn star she said
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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