I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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