She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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