Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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