I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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