I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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