Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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