yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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