quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
