She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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