Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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