Don't you send me to vm
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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