I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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