she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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