I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
And then he peed in my hair
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