Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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