WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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