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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Do you still have your period?

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  (703): Do you still have your period? http://tfl.nu/m9zt
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  (850): View more from Florida

  So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.

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  (850): So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm. http://tfl.nu/5svr
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  (805): View more from California

  I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.

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  (805): I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on. http://tfl.nu/fosj
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  (514): View more from Quebec

  Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

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  (514): Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat. http://tfl.nu/flst
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times

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  (704): you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times http://tfl.nu/2nqn
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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  (617): On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7 http://tfl.nu/lyiq
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

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  (506): yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her. http://tfl.nu/588d
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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  (973): Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave http://tfl.nu/h612
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  (530): View more from California

  Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you

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  (530): Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you http://tfl.nu/bp7f
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  (408): View more from California

  Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.

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  (408): Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday. http://tfl.nu/vfie
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  (817): View more from Texas

  Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.

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  (817): Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it. http://tfl.nu/7l3r
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  (319): View more from Iowa

  I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.

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  (319): I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy. http://tfl.nu/xw2e
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it

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  (570): God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it http://tfl.nu/m1zz
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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  (+44): I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins http://tfl.nu/rxpk
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.

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  (913): It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up. http://tfl.nu/mr2f
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