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4 words: hood of his car

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(402): 4 words: hood of his car http://tfl.nu/fuox

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now i know why i became what i already was.

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(310): now i know why i became what i already was. http://tfl.nu/jcnf

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just found the deal breaker

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hairy back?

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he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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(251): just found the deal breaker (1-251): hairy back? (251): he can't live within 1000 ft of a school http://tfl.nu/kwkd

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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(661): how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth? http://tfl.nu/fdur

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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots

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(626): Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots http://tfl.nu/acn9

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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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(615): my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good http://tfl.nu/bhfg

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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

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(519): due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron. http://tfl.nu/58sn

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(417): View more from Missouri

She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.

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(417): She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit. http://tfl.nu/3bxb

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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

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I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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(515): I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared. (515): I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong. http://tfl.nu/g00k

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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.

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(803): My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol. http://tfl.nu/3the

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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?

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(312): I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp? http://tfl.nu/sqhc

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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor

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WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!

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(203): Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor (203): WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?! http://tfl.nu/dwzz

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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

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(228): I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult." http://tfl.nu/mdv1

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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.

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(512): For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina. http://tfl.nu/nkmi

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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?

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(339): I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party? http://tfl.nu/m45s

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