the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis