ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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