Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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