Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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