Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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