Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Randomize
