I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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