Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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