Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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