Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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