Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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