I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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