But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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