Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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