Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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