Quick, to the slutcave!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
