The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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